SUPER HANS!

Ich habe ja gehört, SUPER HANS hat morgen einen seiner großen Auftritte.

Eine trapsende Nachtigall hat es mir gesagt.

OH HELLO, SEXY!

Oh, Tamerlane Phillips. <3

"My family is and always will be a decrepit bowl of dog urine next to Super Hans. That is how great Super Hans is," I told Polly und Archäää bloggen. "Worship Super Hans, not Archäää's family."

Wie gut muss eine Welt sein, in der nicht nur jeden Tag Super Hans Appreciation Day ist, sondern auch jede Woche Super Hans Appreciation Week?

Finden wir es heraus, meine Damen und Herren.

"We could be men... with ven."

SUUUUUUUUUUPER HAAAAAANS

SUUUUUUUUPER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

SUPER HANS

Super Hans!

FUCK YEAH! 2 - ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Der kleine Mann da im Vordergrund: Raptorex superhansi!

Die SUPER HANS APPRECIATION WEEK nähert sich ihrem Höhepunkt!

Saved for eternity

Jez: "I was SO right to get us on the internet. The internet will be massive, I keep tellin you!"

Super Hans: "Yeah we'll see... "

"You do the answers, I do the buttons. There was a line, Mark. You crossed that line. I don't think I could trust you in a combat situation."

Jez: "So, did you sleep okay on the sofa?"

Nancy: "Yeah, it was okay. Super Hans tried to sexually assault me in the middle of the night, but I managed to fight him off."

Jez [tadelnd]: "Super Hans..."

Super Hans: "Sorry"

Free The Paedos!

The longer the note, the longer the dread.

THE BIG BEAT MANIFESTO!

"BIG BEATS ARE BEST.
GET HIGH ALL THE TIME."

"Real men don't get the earth to carry their bags for them."